Meta Description: Join Dr. David Noe and Dr. Jeff Winkle as they debate the merits of learning Attic Greek versus Koine, review the classic Groton and Finn textbook, and praise Anne Groton’s From Alpha to Omega. Discover the best resources for mastering the Greek language.


Introduction: Crabby, Passable, and Globetrotting

Welcome back to “Vomitorium Central,” listeners! In Episode 184 of the Ad Navseam Podcast, hosts Dr. David Noe and Dr. Jeff Winkle are holding court in the bunker with the arachnids.

The mood is established early: Dr. Noe reveals that the “C” in David C. Noe stands for “Crabby,” while Dr. Winkle admits the “T” in Jeffrey T. Winkle stands for “Passable” (or perhaps “Can’t Spell”). Despite the self-deprecating humor, the hosts are buzzing with travel plans.

Dr. Winkle is preparing to lead 11 impressionable students on a peregrinatio to Greece, visiting sites like Eleusis, Delphi, and the “brackish tang” of Thermopylae. Meanwhile, Dr. Noe is heading to South Africa to lecture on Theodore Beza and the doctrine of justification—and to enjoy the local beef.

But before they jet off, they settle in to tackle a massive question plaguing students of the classical languages: What is the best Greek textbook?.

The Great Debate: Attic vs. Koine

Before reviewing specific books, the hosts address a controversial trend in seminaries and language programs: the shift toward teaching only Koine Greek (New Testament Greek) while ignoring Attic Greek (Classical Greek).

Dr. Noe argues that this pragmatic approach is “backward, wrongheaded, and ultimately destructive”. Here is why the hosts believe students of the Bible must also be students of the classics:

  1. The Parent Language: Koine is a descendant of Attic. It was the language of Alexander the Great’s empire, simplified from the dialect of Athens. To understand the child, you must understand the parent.
  2. The “Batter’s Weight”: Dr. Winkle compares learning Attic to a baseball player warming up with a weighted bat. If you master the complexities of Attic, reading the New Testament (which is syntactically simpler) feels effortless by comparison.
  3. Cultural Context: Theologians like Basil of Caesarea, John Chrysostom, and the Reformers were steeped in the classics. To read the New Testament without understanding the Greco-Roman world is to invite misunderstanding.
  4. The “Pagan Derivation” Defense: Dr. Noe cites J. Gresham Machen, who used his deep knowledge of classical mythology to prove that the Virgin Birth was not derived from pagan myths. A scholar knowing only Koine could not have made that defense.

Textbook Review #1: Groton and Finn

The first contender in the Battle of the Books is the old-school Groten and Finn (A Selective Course in Introductory Greek).

The Vibe:

Dr. Winkle describes his copy as looking like it was typed by the Unabomber. It is a bare-bones, typewriter-font text that many Gen X classicists (including the hosts) cut their teeth on.

The Verdict:

While it gets the job done, Dr. Noe critiques it for having “too little Greek” in each chapter. It relies heavily on explanation and rote memorization of forms, with insufficient reading practice in the early stages. It takes too long to get students reading extended passages, which can kill enthusiasm.

Textbook Review #2: From Alpha to Omega (Anne Groton)

Next up is the arguably the successor to the previous text: From Alpha to Omega by Anne Groton, published by Hackett.

The Vibe:

This is a polished, modern textbook. It features 50 lessons (designed for a two-semester course) and integrates cultural history, quotes from authors like Pythagoras, and clear logical charts.

The Verdict:

The hosts have high praise for this text.

Overall: A reliable, affordable, and well-structured option for the deductive (grammar-first) learner.

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Gustatory Parting Shot

Dr. Winkle digs deep into the patristic tradition for a quote that is technically about food, though perhaps not appetizing. This comes from John Chrysostom (the “Golden-Mouthed”), Homily 48 on the Gospel of Matthew.

“For this reason, perhaps, [food turns] into excrement, that we may not be lovers of luxury.”

A sobering thought for your next feast.

Valete! (And join us next time for Part II, featuring Athenaze and Mastronarde!)


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